Musician Jokes

Q: Did you hear about the time the bass player locked his keys in his car?
A: It took over an hour to get the drummer out.

Q: How many singers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one. He grabs the bulb and the world revolves around him.

Q: What's the definition of a half step?
A: Two fretless bassists playing in unison.

Q: What is the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician??
A: A Blues musician plays 3 chords in front of 1000 people. A Jazz musician plays 1000 chords in front of 3 people.

Q: How do you get a guitarist to shut up?
A: Put sheet music in front of him!